MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This：歌詞+中文翻譯

這首堪稱90年代最強洗腦電音舞曲，
不論你走到哪，幾乎所有休閒娛樂場所都是這首歌，
其實那個年代聽英文歌的人不多，
幾乎是中文歌市場的天下，
歌有聽過，但是誰唱的也不知道，
只知道這節奏很令人印象深刻，
還有舞步也是經典的...。

歌詞也是相當自信滿滿，

但MC Hammer 沒走紅後便淡出，
只留下這首讓大家回味無窮的歌曲。

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard

我的音樂深深衝擊我
Makes me say, "Oh my Lord,

讓我大喊：哦~我的主阿
Thank you for blessing me
感謝您如此保佑我
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet."

並賜予我敏銳的節奏感與犀利的舞蹈技巧
It feels good, when you know you're down
感覺有夠爽，當你發現自己跳爛了
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
一個來自於Oaktown的超級呆頭宅男

And I'm known as such
我相當了解
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

而這節奏阿~你最好別碰
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
我告訴你宅宅(你最好別碰)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
耶~這是我們生活之道，你了解吧(你最好別碰)

Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)

看我的眼睛，老兄(你最好別碰)

Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
呦，讓我重塑流行歌詞的定義(你最好別碰)

Fresh new kicks, and pants

新的流行舞步與垮褲
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance

你一定要去喜歡，現在你要是想跳個舞
So move, outta your seat

移動你的屁股離開座位吧
And get a fly girl and catch this beat

找個辣妹並跟著這節奏
While it's rolling, hold on

當節奏開始進行時，跟上
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on

給點小提示讓大家都能跟上節奏
Like that, like that
像這樣
Cold on a mission so fall them back

然後屌到讓大家卻步，望塵莫及
Let 'em know, that you're too much

讓大家知道，你真是夠屌
And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch
而這樣的節奏，哦~大家最好別碰

Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)

我告訴你了(你最好別碰)

Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)

你為啥還躇在那，老兄？(你最好別碰)

Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucker (You can't touch this)

呦,鈴聲怎麼還沒響阿，呆頭鵝(你最好別碰)

Give me a song, or rhythm

給我來首歌或段子

Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em now,

讓我揮汗跳舞，這就是我現在要給大家的
They know

大家知道沒
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show

你們都在討論老子我，你們都在討論表演
That's hyped, and tight

這些是緊湊的宣傳
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
歌手們都緊張到出汗了，給他們條毛巾吧

Or a tape, to learn

或是練習帶(卡匣)壓壓驚
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
90年代最熱的是什麼

The charts? Legit

排行榜嗎？

Either work hard or you might as well quit
要不就好好努力，不然你就回家吃老米

That's word because you know...
因為你知道這話是什麼意思
You can't touch this [3x]
你最好別碰

Break it down!
我毀你三觀！

Stop, Hammer time!
停~現在是Hammer的個人秀

Go with the flow, it is said

順著潮流，是這麼說的
If you can't groove to this then you probably are dead

若你不願意隨著潮流走，那麼你可能會完蛋
So wave your hands in the air

因此把你的雙手伸向天空
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair

再把手圍在胸前賺，最後用你的手指撥開你的髮線
This is it, for a winner

這就是勝利者的姿勢
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner

就這樣跳，妳看起來會更瘦些
Move, slide your rump

舞動，扭著你的屁股
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump, bump
這分鐘，我們就拼命搖屁股吧

Yeah... (You can't touch this)

耶(你最好別碰)

Look, man (You can't touch this)
看著點老兄(你最好別碰)

You better get hype, boy, because you know you can't (You can't touch this)

小子你最好去四處說嘴，因為你知道你做不到(你最好別碰)

Ring the bell, school's back in
上課鐘響了，還不回去
Break it down!
我毀你三觀！

Stop, Hammer time!
停~現在是Hammer的個人秀
 You can't touch this [4x]
你最好別碰

Break it down!

Stop, Hammer time!
停~現在是Hammer的個人秀
 Every time you see me

每次當你看我
The Hammer's just so hype

Hammer有夠刺眼的
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic

我的地板舞蹈超屌，我唱出來的歌像魔術
Now why would I ever stop doing this?

現在，我有什麼理由停下來？
With others making records that just don't hit

與他人製作一些不紅的專輯
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay

我已經環遊世界去了，從倫敦到陽光海灣
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"

大家都喊著MC Hammer
And the rest can go and play

然後開始狂歡了

You can't touch this [8x]

你最好別碰